Actual Size has a new cyber skyscraper to call home, showcasing our creativity from top to bottom! Our World Headquarters now spans hundreds of floors of a gleaming, 2D architectural triumph. Joe calls the building "his masterpiece," and may or may not be storing stockpiles of peanut butter, jelly, and Chef Boyardee in the mail room. Bob lobbied for a corner office full of amenities and inclusion as "corporate overlord," but was eventually convinced to remain on Floor 52 with the rest of us.

When a trail of blood was discovered outside of Actual Size World Headquarters during what was supposed to be a safe and relaxing lunch hour, Mary put her inner-detective to work. With her nose to the pavement, Mary followed the trail to its source in the sports store around the corner. She questioned several would-be witnesses, but they refused to cooperate. The mystery remains unsolved, though it is widely believed that the victim bled then fled the scene by bus.